We all speak different languages here at PHALANX, so it's not always clear that some names look funny. I wouldn't know that your sample is funny, if you hadn't said

As for me, combinations like "Japanese/Chinese first name + Russian last name" sound pretty comically: "Rui Karasev" or "Mao Petrov". IRL they are almost impossible. Ok, maybe in 2084...

Such absurd combinations can provide ideas for naming soldiers, however. I like them.