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Discussion / Cameras in parking garage

« on: January 23, 2015, 07:01:18 pm »

One of the "urban periphery" maps is a big, tall parking garage. Cameras all over the place. In the basement, there's a camera room, looks just like the one in your base. You can get the door open with a grenade. But unlike in a base defense mission, being in there doesn't do you any good; you can't see anything from the cameras. Is that still being worked on or something?

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Discussion / Funny personnel names

« on: January 15, 2015, 01:43:47 am »

What are the funniest names you’ve seen?

Inspired by this poor fellow’s name

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Discussion / Attack notification

« on: January 13, 2015, 10:12:52 pm »

FROM: Tualha Bradley, CiC, PHALANX
TO: Yuliana Shevchenko, President, Russian Federation
    Ulrika Müller, Prime Minister, GEU
    Ho Yang Bin, President, Asian Republic
    Walid Yusef, Caliph, Middle Eastern Alliance
    Joseph Kumbatta, President, New African League
    Suhendra Simanjuntak, President, Commonwealth of Oceania
CC: Elizabeth McKenzie, President, United America
    Manuel Ramirez, President, Revolutionary Countries

Leaders of the nations of Earth,

I’m sure you share our sorrow and shock to learn of the recent tragedy in Novosibirsk. Over five hundred dead civilians, two companies of Russian troops wiped out, and no survivors, in the course of an attack that lasted three days. And all this from one small scout ship, manned by only four aliens.

Had PHALANX known of this attack while it was ongoing, some of these losses might have been prevented. We stand ready to defend the people of Earth against the alien menace no matter where they live.

It is true that we currently only have bases in United America and the Revolutionary Countries. In future months, we plan to expand our coverage to the entire globe. We would prefer to guard Earth everywhere now, but budgetary constraints make this impossible.

Noting the reduction in planned funding out of the Russian Federation on the first day of the attack, we attempted a flyover of Russian territory, but we could not spot the incursion. I’m sure you’re all aware of the difficulties in using radar to detect things on the ground. When the alien ship took off, we spotted it, shot it down, and killed the crew, but it was already too late for the people of Novosibirsk.

Ladies and gentlemen, if aliens land in your nations, please, let us know! Don’t try to take them on yourselves. We all saw how poorly that worked in Mumbai. PHALANX boasts elite troops and specialized equipment. There is not a soldier in our ranks who has not killed at least one alien, and we have yet to lose a single soldier in battle. We are the experts in this area.

I remain, your humble servant,
Admiral Tualha Bradley, CiC, PHALANX


Seriously, is there a way to find an ongoing attack outside of your radar coverage? I saw that Russian funding had gone down at midnight; I loaded from my earliest save, about a day previous, and looked for the UFO with aircraft, but it must have already landed. No sign of the attack on the ground. I managed to catch the bastards when they took off, three days later, but by that time Russia was seriously pissed; they’d gone down from 61k per month, gradually each day, then steeply at the end to about 40k. Why the heck don’t they tell PHALANX about these things while they’re happening?