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Alberto:
Let's ask ourselves something, shall we? What does the Groom Lake Facility, Pearl Harbor, and just about every other military base in existence have in common? Take your time. I'll wait.
You give up? Well... How about the fact that the soldiers are paid to guard those facilities, instead of sitting around all day? I can see why some of these nations get so pissed!!! I mean... Wouldn't you be upset if you found out that the military installations that your tax dollars funded were overrun because some idiot left the back door open?
"Elite Soldiers" my ass.
We need to implement security measures, such as CCTV monitoring. I also recommend stationing guards in and around the base to minimize the risk of security breaches.
I'll leave the rest up to you.
geever:
Security cameras are being implemented (if not already ready), guards: your soldiers.
-geever
Alberto:
--- Quote from: geever on October 12, 2012, 08:31:45 am ---Security cameras are being implemented (if not already ready), guards: your soldiers.
-geever
--- End quote ---
1.) Cool.
2.) They need to do a better job!!!
geever:
--- Quote from: Alberto on October 12, 2012, 08:38:24 am ---2.) They need to do a better job!!!
--- End quote ---
You're controlling them, do a better job! ;)
-geever
Alberto:
--- Quote from: geever on October 12, 2012, 08:43:48 am ---You're controlling them, do a better job! ;)
-geever
--- End quote ---
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