Peace prize...for being awsome?

[vedrit]

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/108139/the-worlds-most-powerful-people-2009?mod=career-leadership

I know, I know, the internet can lie, but regardless, there are funny things. In this article in Yahoo about the most powerful people in the world, it lists them in order, and why.
This was under Obama:
"•Recently awarded Nobel Peace Prize, apparently for general awesomeness"

If thats all you need for a Nobel Prize, then why havent I gotten one?

[Kildor]

Do you have a black skin? Only for that part of the mankinds "awesomeness" can be used :-P

[vedrit]

lol
No, no black skin on me. How about the polar opposite?

[Kildor]

Polar? Darwin`s award? Or Shnobel`s prise?

[vedrit]

Shnobel? Is that like...snowball?

[Kildor]

No, it is special Award for "most useless discoveries"

[vedrit]

*shrug*
Not quite Darwin Award, but not Schobel